THE NICKELODEON: THIS JAGS FAN HAS SKILLZ

Have you ever wondered what someone giving a hummer to the 50-foot-woman would look like? Oh shut up, yes you have.

Thanks to this clever Jaguars fan, we and everyone watching Monday Night Football now knows.

Enjoy air cunnilingus after the jump (maybe NSFW).

(Credit Mister Irrelevant for the find.)

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THE NICKELODEON: DOLPHINS FAN?

When you think things can’t get worse, of course, it always does. It’s just the way it is. Take this guy for example. Obviously he had a few too many mint juleps and found himself telling the crapper just how much he loves it when a girl, perhaps his girlfriend, asks him how he’s getting along in there. Let’s just say he was doing a lot better before she asked that simple, little question.

Bad decision-making after the jump.

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(Credit Horny Oyster with the find.)

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THE NICKELODEON: JOSH BECKETT’S GOT A POTTY MOUTH

So, Josh, what did you think of your ex-girlfriend, country singer, Danielle Peck singing the national anthem before last night’s ballgame?

Whoa! Okay, then! Moving on…

F-bomb after the jump.

(Credit The FanHouse with the find.)

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NOTHING BUTT THE BEST OF JAPAN

by Don, With Malice…

Bringing you the best of ass…

Recently Triumph International under their ‘Sloggi’ brand name held a competition of ‘ass assessment’. Immediately I thought of you, gentle readers.

The winner was Kaho Watanabe, who now moves onto the World Finale in Germany, where she’ll compete against the hottest heinies in the world.

Asstastic video after the jump.

Nice rear-end, but I dunno… I seem to see more delectable derrieres almost daily. But nothing wrong with Kaho’s ass.

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THE NICKELODEON: CONAN O’BRIEN CHALLENGES JOE BUCK

Joe Buck was on Conan last night. I know, BFD, right. Well, leave it to Conan to make things interesting. During the interview Buck mentioned that his friends call him during a broadcast and bet him that he can’t work a non-baseball word like “wasabi” into the broadcast, which he often does. This obviously turned a light bulb on in Conan’s head as he said he would donate $1,000 to a charity of Buck’s choice if he can work “Jub-Jub” (the name that O’Brien gave Selma’s pet iguana on “the Simpsons” back when he wrote for the series) into one of his broadcasts.

Now that I have told you the whole story, see it in color after the jump.

(Credit Home Run Derby for the find.)

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THE NICKELODEON: WORST CORNER KICK. EVER.

Ricardinho (whoever that is … sorry, I am a soccer illiterate) attempts and completes the only corner kick I have ever seen that results in a throw-in on the same side of the pitch.

As a side note, I am loving the outfits the female referees are wearing and would be all for more female officials if they were required to dress in those duds for every sporting event they officiated.

Watch in amazement after the jump.

(Credit The Offside for the find.)

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TOP 50 SPORTS INJURIES ACCORDING TO THE LONDON TIMES

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

Here in America what we would consider the Top 50 sporting injuries probably looks a little different than to those across the pond in London. I mean, who here wouldn’t have Theesman’s chicken leg getting snapped as #1? Not to mention any of these three. But do the Brits see it the same way? Well, some enterprising young lad at the London Times has taken it upon himself to rank sports injuries. Why do I think his rankings and mine are going to be a tad different? Especially considering that at a quick glance I have literally not heard of half of the people he lists.

Without further ado, let’s see what the Brits find gruesome and entertaining…

For some reason he links to this injury, but left it off the list. Too gross or what?

#50 is some dumbass who shaved his head and got sunstroke. You’re gonna have to bring it harder than that, England.

Okay, now we’re talkin’. At #48 is Dave Dravecky returning from cancer only for the bone in his arm “to snap in his next start against Montreal with a sound that could be heard around the entire stadium.” Yeah, that was a goodun’.

Uhhh, in #46 they refer to Coco Crisp as a second baseman. Maybe the Times should stick to politics.

#42 Hasim Rahman’s second head. Never fails to make me laugh.

#41 Any kickboxing injury involving the snapping of tibias. Like this one or this one.

#38 Barbaro. How is this not #1?! Blasphemer! Somewhere Dee Mirich weeps.

#36 Vince Coleman getting trampled by the tarp. Stupid? Yes. Gruesome? No. Top 50? Eh.

#35 JoePa.

#17 Sid Vicious – the wrestler not the singer. SNAA-AP!

#14 Gus Frerotte? Slamming your head against a wall is not worthy of this ranking.

#11 Salim Sdiri getting spiked with a javelin.

#5 Allen Ray getting his eyeball dislodged is an always excellent choice. Ranks right up there with Chasity Melvin getting her eyeball knocked loose in an WNBA game, only, you know, in a sport people watch.

Thessman is number THREE?! Three?!

#2 Clint Malarchuk … yeah, that was pretty nasty.

AND #1, of course, is somehow, David Beckham…

Many of the closest relationships end in spectacular bust-ups and Beckham’s falling out with Sir Alex Ferguson was splashed across the front pages of all the tabloids. Ferguson was fuming after his Manchester United side lost 2-0 to arch rivals Arsenal in the fifth round of the FA Cup in February 2003 and lashed out with his foot at a stray boot in the changing room. Of course, he had no intention of hurting poor Goldenballs (who would want to contend with a furious Victoria down the training ground the next morning?) but, with the unerring accuracy of a Beckham free-kick, the rogue piece of footwear avoided the wall and curled towards the head of United’s star player, opening up a nasty cut that bled profusely. Beckham was furious and later needed two butterfly stitches to stem the flow of blood.

Uh … what?!

This is a better injury than that and I don’t even know who the guy is!

And this is better.

Even this if you have to go the soccer route.

And they even left off, to me, the greatest sports injury of all-time. Alex Zanardi getting both of his legs lopped off in a CART race. Oh, wait, they say why they left it out. It “is not included in the list because it would be in appalling taste.” Then they linked the video of it. Yeah, that makes sense.

So who and what else did they/we leave off the list?

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THE AFTER PARTY

A Reggie Bush comparison seems comical at best. Is Adrian Peterson the best back in the NFL? (I’m Writing Sports)

Adrian Peterson wins the “Tebow of the Week Award.” It celebrates the exact opposite of douchebaggery. (Rumors and Rants)

What the hell happened to Arkansas’ potent, and always dominant, rushing attack? (The Pig Pen)

Wikipedia says that Sean Salisbury makes over a million dollars a year from ESPN. Uh, why? (The Money Shot)

The FanHouse Minute is your 60-second rundown of the top five headlines of the day. Today’s episode features our very own Kristine. (The FanHouse)

Tracy Ringolsby gets skewered FJM -style for his use of the words “the roots of baseball” and other cliches. (Crashburn Alley)

Trent Green needs to retire, before he goes down Apollo Creed style. (We Suck at Sports)

“Champ, Champ, Talk about your Beantown offense in the second half. They treated the boys from Big D like a couple of flapper girls who were a little loopy on the old gin and juice.” (With Leather)

Half-naked photos of Eva Mendes. Giggity. (Hollywood Tuna)

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THE NICKELODEON: NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL ON NBC

Far be it from me to pile on Notre Dame and their fans when they are down, way down, like ranked below former D-III team Buffalo down, but it is highly possible that NBC maybe, just maybe, is regretting signing the school to that long-term TV contract.

View the latest NBC Notre Dame ad after the jump.

(Credit Brahsome with the find.)

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IT IS INEXCUSABLE TO MISTAKE ELI FOR PEYTON ON MNF

by Richie Rich, Home Run Derby

I think it’s a NFL by-law that you don’t confuse Eli Manning for Peyton Manning.

Peyton hosted Saturday Night Live.

Peyton has a Super Bowl Ring.

Peyton has NFL QB records (good ones too).

Peyton had an ESPN Sportscentury episode.

While Eli’s done nothing but be Peyton’s little brother (I guess there is that NY Giants’ QB gig.)

But sure enough, last night during Monday Night Football on ESPN …

Mike Tirico should know better.

Maybe he’s working too hard, what with that radio gig and all … but that’s inexcusable.

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