BOSTON WINS, WHO CARES?

by DCScrap, Our Book of Scrap

So Boston came back from a 3-1 deficit to move on to play the Colorado Rockies in the World Series, huh? Apparently this has had a profound effect on many in the blogosphere.

Red Sox Monster: Shame on us for doubting – even for a minute – that the Red Sox could come back from a 3-1 deficit against a phenomenal Cleveland Indians team that the world will no doubt be hearing again from in 2008.

Sawx Blog: The story of this ALCS was that the Red Sox actually had the opportunity to manufacture a heck of a lot more runs then they did (the record number of double plays attests to that), and game 7 was a great example of this early on.

Surviving Grady: There’s something very beautiful in the fact that Jacoby Ellsbury stepped in for Coco and made some magical sh*t transpire, but Coco still got to come in and say f@#k all to his knees and ankles, catapulting himself into the centerfield corner wall to snare the final out.

SoxNest: Now, as Sox players prepare to recover from a night when they all deserved their own Rachel Boston, they have a moment to breathe before what is almost sure to be a very chilly World Series. And guess who’s starting Game 1 Wednesday?

Six Pack Sports Report: There are a lot of people who hate the Red Sox because of what happened after 2004; the pink hats, the ridiculous crowds in visiting teams ballparks, people who really thought Manny Ortiz was someone on the team, and Fever Pitch. But the only group of people who hates that breed of fan more then outsiders who see them as the epitome of Red Sox fandom is people like me – people who love this team and have loved this team our whole lives.

Not everyone is having a Happy Monday though…

Simon on Sports: Pack up your belongings, Joel. Just in case you were unaware Kenny Lofton is fast. We expect you to be packed up and gone by the morning. Thank you.

The Ship of Fools: Don’t be fooled into thinking that Kenny Lofton being held up at third was an important play. It wasn’t. A) The Red Sox scored seven more runs after that play happened, and B) if Casey Blake doesn’t bounce into an easy double play, then it wouldn’t have mattered.

The Big Picture: F**k the Red Sox. Enough of their sh*t. Really. At this point, the Sox are just as bad as the Yankees. Their payroll is second in the Majors and is nearly $100 mil more than that of the Rockies. So — and stick with us here — wouldn’t a Colorado victory in the World Series be 100 million times more valuable than a Sox win?

The only question left to ask is … Are you ready for ROCKTOBER®?!

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THROWING LINKS

by BD, Epic Carnival

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival’s weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday and Sunday morning. Send all submissions here. This week’s Cheerleader is Lindsey of the Bengals as I’m a bit of a sucker for redheads.

10. Bill Simmons is referencing “The Hills,” and that’s just one reason he’s turned into a twat. The others include defending the Pats as they run up the score. (My Brain Says Rage)

9. TBP gets the man who runs Extra Mustard Jimmy Traina to sit down for an interview. (The Big Picture)

8. Agent Zero doesn’t just kill on the court and on his blog, but he also kills the rookie’s cars as well. (FanHouse)

7. It would appear you absolutely cannot use those words your mom slapped you for around Ray Allen. (Larry Brown Sports)

6. Well, if nothing else we know Ryan Garko isn’t an asshole like most of those at Fenway last night. (Foul Balls)

5. Speaking of assholes, here’s the top 10 in Cowboys history. (Viking Age)

4. Bill Maher isn’t interested in your 9/11 conspiracy theories. You’ll want to take those to Bill O’Reilly. (Crashburn Alley)

3. Would you look at that. Louisville’s QB has a website. Unfortunately, it’s not the one you’d think. (The Meaningful Collateral)

2. If Greg Easterbrook ever sneaks into the booth beside Chris Berman I’ll be needing a noose. (Nerds On Sports)

1. I really hope this is what the Yankees roster looks like next year, but I doubt it. (Thunder Matt’s Saloon)

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THROWING LINKS

by BD, Epic Carnival

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival’s weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday and Sunday morning. Send all submissions here. Today we celebrate fandom, the only way we know how. Here to you Missouri, hopefully you can outscore Texas Tech and shut everyone up about Graham Harrell.

10. Come November 30th Rick Reilly will no longer be writing for SI. He’s off to the WWL. I’d guess he’s a lock to sit across from Skip everyday. (Sports By Brroks)

9. Naming your kid after a city is such a great idea! I just can’t figure out why my brother won’t name his Juneau. (Red Sox Monster)

8. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Smash pull the “oh didn’t see that linebacker” on Saracen, but LJ? Not really a surprise, his attitude has alway been a question, but his talent is immense. Ahh dilemmas. (The Extrapolater)

7. What do you get when you combine bowling and football? This. (Sportscolumn Blog)

6. Dan Patrick has signed on with SI and starts in January. Anyone else thinks he’s the replacement for Reilly at the back of each issue? (Awful Announcing)

5. Tiger’s even richer, but if his flavors end up with titles like “ball sweat.” I’ll pass. (Signal To Noise)

4. According to EA Sports the Phoenix Suns will beat the Celtics in seven games. (USA Today Sports Scope)

3. Just in case you were wondering how not to interview a professional athlete. This guy got unbelievably lucky Sammy’s a good guy. (FanHouse)

2. Papelbon grabs a hold of what makes Manny, Man-ny. (The Big Lead)

1. Making the case for clubbing Woody Paige… sounds good! (Seal Clubbers)

(Image: College Humor)

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THROWING LINKS

by BD, Epic Carnival

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival’s weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday and Sunday morning. Send all submissions here. This Sunday’s cheerleader is Charger Girl Michele.

10. Someone echoes my thoughts on the media coverage of the now eliminated Yankees. (I’m Writing Sports)

9. If nothing else, the Indians definitely have the advantage in the Mascot category. (Red Sox Monster)

8. Usually when the National Anthem is playing you stop talking and acknowledge the flag. That is, unless you have super-important lineup to discuss. Right. (Home Run Derby)

7. A little pregame podcast action for today’s NFL slate. (The Meaningful Collateral)

6. Just in case you didn’t know, Mike Lupica will decide whether or not you can sit in a chair and come off as a pompous d-bag. (FanHouse)

5. This headline says it all: “Derrick Mason Probable With Diarrhea.” (Larry Brown Sports)

4. Just what SportCenter needed, poetry! (With Leather)

3. If the Pats need a punter it looks like Captain Buttchin’s got it covered. (Blown Coverage)

2. If for some reason you were wondering what ever happened to the dynamic duo of Smoker and Rogers. (Ghosts Of Wayne Fontes)

1. The Favre amendment has finally been ratified, thank you jeebus! (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

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THROWING LINKS

by BD, Epic Carnival

Throwing Links is the Epic Carnival’s weekend link dump. Coming to you every Saturday and Sunday morning. Send all submissions here. Not sure if you’d call these girls NSFW or not, but it’s Saturday so we needed something to celebrate College Football.

10. A few last minute tips for this weekends games if you were having hard time figuring out who you wanted to cost you money. (Ghosts Of Wayne Fontes)

9. Another quality interview over at TBP. This time it’s Brian from Awful Announcing. (The Big Picture)

8. Imagine that, Mr. Vick isn’t terribly pleased with his Lawyer. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

7. If marketing Jim O’Brien works for the Pacers maybe they should should just stock their roster with nothing but white guys. The only downside to that is that they’d be immediately throwing in the towel before each season starts. (Larry Brown Sports)

6. DeShawn Stevenson gets both higher quality and quantity ass than you, but can he hold a candle to Agent Zero? (The Big Lead)

5. Should the Indians change their logo? This guy thinks so, I disagree though. Mainly because I think it gives into the “America the pussified” that the country’s become. If your offended, get over it, it’s just a logo. It’s not as if everytime someone passes a Native American in Cleveland they start slapping their lips and making that “oh-oh-oh-oh-oh” noise. (Bugs & Cranks)

4. And I thought I was the only person who wished their was a “blow up the bus” button on my remote while watching Madden Nation. (My Brain Says Rage)

3. Ben Johnson, of all people is chiming on the Marion Jones debacle. He says almost everyone takes ‘roids. I’m not shocked. (Steroid Nation)

2. Doc Rivers just cannot bend back his excitement for coaching KG, Ray and The Truth this season. (Deadspin)

1. Agent Zero is just like Us, as they’d say. He also cheats at video games to raise his score and appear superior to all of the people he’ll never meet. (With Leather)

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THROWING KNIVES: LINK U LSU

by BD, Epic Carnival

That’s right people, I’m a little upset this morning as my Gators gave away victory last night in Baton Rouge. Not only that, but now they must knock off South Carolina and UT needs to drop a game for them to win the SEC East. Which they must do in order to knock off LSU in Atlanta and win the SEC Title. Which would be even better if it resulted in a Cal-USF National Title game or something of similar nature. Last night wasn’t all bad though as USC lost to STANFORD (at home) of all teams and should drop to at the very least 7th in the polls. The NLDS’ came to an end last night as well with both the Rockies and D’backs advancing to play one another. Now we just need Boston and Cleveland to do the same and all is well in my universe. I’m doubtful for Cleveland today as Jake Westbrook is a lock to give up 4-5 runs and unless Clemens is that bad this one’s moving to 2-1. This week’s cheerleader is Tessa of the Sea Gals whose team takes on the Steelers in arguably the game of the week. What can I say I’ve got a bit of a thing for Red Heads.

10. An in-depth look at Arod’s at bats in game 2 against Carmona suggest you can’t blame the guy for a bad night. I already thought that he was overly criticized, but after seeing this I think it even… harder. (Vegas Watch)

9. More defending of Arod, and I promise this is the last link you’ll be getting on it from me. (Im Writing Sports)

8. This one manages to go from criticizing Lou for his Game one decision to fellating (I know, not a word) Jack Morris and suggesting he enter the Hall of Fame. I, as a Tigers fan, am inclined to agree. (Hall Of Very Good)

7. Without any repercussions I would gladly take Joe’s job of helping Marcus Stroud get hyped up before games (Signal 2 Noise)

6. It was a Babes Love Baseball interview orgy this week as JP managed to pull both Sooze and Lizzy in. (Pyle Of List)

5. I too wish I was an NFL QB, but more for the glory and the chance to become “the Iron Chef of Pounding Vage” than the screaming and so forth. (Deadspin)

4. LB puts that ugly broad that Isiah allegedly harassed in her place for claiming she did this for “all women”. I’m sure all of them would like a cut of that $11.6 Mill, and we know your not giving that up. (Larry Brown Sports)

3. The greatest photo of all-time that makes Arod look like he loves mangina much more than ladygina. (The Big Lead)

2. An early look at the ACC basketball season, with a somewhat ballsyish call on where NC State might finish. (Storming The Floor)

1. I believe this is an important question all women need to answer. (My Brain Says Rage)

Scoreboard – October 6th – 2007

I’m tired and you probably don’t want to click any more links, thus it’s the quick version of the scoreboard.

NCAA Football
9 Florida, 2 USC (to fucking Stanford at home, I love it), 5 Wisconsin, 24 Kansas State, 19 Texas (bye bye top 25), 12 Georgia, 22 Clemson, 23 Purdue, 21 Rutgers, and 25 Nebraska all lost. The rest of the Top 25 won, hurray!

The USC loss almost makes up for the Florida loss and nearly changes me interest in stabbing Keyston Moore, but not quite.

MLB Playoffs
Both Colorado and Arizona completed sweeps of Philly and Chicago.

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THROWING KNIVES: LINK-OFF

by BD, Epic Carnival

All three MLB playoff series are officially 2-0 and on the verge of sweeps. The Yanks should avoid a sweep as I just don’t see Jake Westbrook keeping them under 5-6 runs. Colorado should finish off their sweep of Philly tonight as the series continues at Coors. Manny’s walk-off signals a return to form and that’s bad news for the rest of the contenders. With protection Papi’s going to get more opportunities and Boston’s going to put up more runs. I’m not sure if the Cubbies will fall victim to the sweep today, but if both they and Philly do it’s just another disappointment for two proud, but down franchises. Louisville unbelievably loses again. It’s hard to believe this was a national contender during the preseason, though a title was a long shot. Should Steve Kragthorpe’s seat already he heating a little? If for some reason you were wondering if Anna K’s still got it, there’s your answer.

10. If a live blog doesn’t feature strange Japanese videos and pictures, then it’s a live blog I want nothing to do with. (Digital Headbutt)

9. What I would imagine will be your first introduction to extreme ironing, and let me tell you I need to try that. (Burly Sports)

8. Hey Cubs fans if your looking for a reason not to slit your wrists over the 0-2 hole here are 9 reasons. (Foul Balls)

7. Fear not Clevelanders LeBron’s not a fan of the Yankees because he’s not a fan at all. Plus, I think he’s just happy he slept with Jeter pre-herpes. (Suck At SPorts)

6. It appears this lass wants to let Romo fire his cannon into her, that or she just thinks he’s a good QB. I’m not sure, wait… I think it’s the former. (Sports Biotch)

5. Ricardo Clark (he apparently plays soccer) channels his inner Marcus Vick and he unloads his cleat on an opposing player. (Deuce Of Davenport)

4. It appears ESPN pays attention to its viewers. Unfortunately, we can’t tell. (Deadspin)

3. Simply the greatest fan participation I have ever seen. Once again the soccer fans trump us all. (FanHouse)

2. Hey Chicago, this is what you asshole’s get for wanting Griese and not the Sex Cannon to be QB1. (Ghosts Of Wayne Fontes)

1. Somehow KSK managed to get their hands on the stenographers notes from the Cutler parents arguing. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Scoreboard – October 5th – 2007

MLB Playoffs
Cleveland 2, New York 1 F/11
Lead Series 2-0
Boston 6, Los Angeles 3
Lead Series 2-0

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THROWING KNIVES: RUN FOR YOUR LINK

by BD, Sports Show On Mute

So much for the week before all the “big-time” match ups. Hey-zeus, 5 of the top 10 go down along with a few outside of of it. The shakeup at the top should be interesting to see when the polls come out. Do Oklahoma and Florida fall out of the top 10? Maybe, maybe not. Depends how high you are on Kentucky and South Florida I suppose. I knew Clemson was in for a letdown and this was the week it finally happened. Just proof the sky isn’t falling. I told you MSU and Cal were good plays getting points on the road and they hit. Though I bricked on ‘Bama, WVU and I’m sure many others. This week’s Cheerleader representative is from the Dolphins (h/t KSK). At least there’s still something good left in Miami, right?

10. Tossing Griese out there is far to predictable, Lovie. Why not another Chicago athlete? Strangely omitted was Scottie Pippen. He definitely could use the money and has no problem playing 2nd fiddle to the defense. (Jack’s Sports Humor)

9. Making the case for wood versus metal in the epic battle for safety in amateur baseball. (My Brain Says Rage)

8. “How high can a human body fly?” Pretty F’n high I’d say. And with a name like Zeb Lanham who’s to say he didn’t deserve it? Not I. (Deuce Of Davenport)

7. Was this baseball’s year of the rookie? I don’t know, but Braun, Tulowitzki, Pence, and Pedroia have certainly earned their stripes. (I’m Writing Sports)

6. Since we found out Oscar De La Hoya likes to dress up like a chick and get penetrated take pictures. Everyone’s wondering who’s strange fetish will emerge from the closet next. Here are a few guesses. My money’s on the animal fisting. (Deadspin)

5. Micheal Wilbon is afraid of blogs. Maybe it’s because we all have tough to decode alias’ (BD AHH!), super secret handshakes and of course, Kung Fu Grip! (Awful Announcing)

4. Commissioner Goodell will get to the bottom of this beating up of teammates in the locker room. Whether you can handle it, or not. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

3. Sadly the days of the white cornerback appear to be over. The question is why the lack of whitey at the edge of the D isn’t getting any pub while the small number of black QB’s gets all kinds of press. (Nation Of Islam Sportsblog)

2. Marshall Faulk is a prick and that’s all that needs to be said. (FanHouse)

1. Do not worry Gator Nation, if we can somehow shock LSU next week it’ll be like last night didn’t even happen. (The Grand National Championships)

Scoreboard – September 29th – 2007

NCAA Football
(1) USC 27, Washington 24
(2) LSU 34, Tulana 9
Colorado 27, (3) Oklahoma 24
Auburn 20, (4) Florida 17
(6) Cal 31, (11) Oregon 24
Kansas State 41, (7) Texas 21
(8) Ohio State 30, Minnesota 7
(9) Wisconsin 37, Michigan State 34
Maryland 34, (10) Rutgers 24
(12) Boston College 24, UMASS 14
Georgia Tech 13, (13) Clemson 3
(14) Kentucky 45, Florida Atlantic 17
(15) Georgia 45, Mississippi 17
(16) South Carolina 38, Mississippi 21
(17) Virginia Tech 17, North Carolina 10
(19) Hawaii 48, Idaho 20
Illinois 27, (21) Penn State 20
Florida State 21, (22) Alabama 14
(23) Arizona State 41, Standford 3
(24) Cincinnati 52, San Diego St 23
(25) Nebraska 35, Iowa State 17

MLB
National League
New York 13, Florida 0
Washington 4, Philadelphia 2
Chicago 4, Cincinnati 0
Milwaukee 4, San Diego 3 F/11
Houston 3, Atlanta 2
St. Louis 7, Pittsburgh 3
Colorado 11, Arizona 1
Los Angeles 6, San Francisco 5 F/10

American League
Toronto 5, Tampa Bay 3
Los Angeles 3, Oakland 2
Chicago 3, Detroit 2
Boston 6, Minnesota 4
New York 11, Baltimore 10
Kansas City 4, Cleveland 3
Seattle 5, Texas 1

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THROWING KNIVES: LINK UP

by BD, Sports Show On Mute

South Florida may have stamped themselves the #1 team in the Big East last night. The only argument is Rutgers, who’s plays absolutely no one so far. Making them a tough team to judge. Two of the four national league spots have been clinched. The Central belongs to the Cubbies and the D’backs are guaranteed a spot, whether it be in the NL West or the Wild Card. The Phillies have taken over the NL East and can clinch it with a win and another Mets loss. And the Red Sox clinched their first division title since 1995. As I said yesterday, I’ve got Cal in Eugene today despite the fact that they haven’t won there in 40 years. I’m still firm on that thought, though it looks more and more like a long shot every minute. Today’s femme fatale is Taryne Mowatt, just because. (To submit links for the weekends e-mail me here.)

10. A fantastic picture that sums up last nights Bulls victory just right. (The Big Lead)

9. Only from Hawaii can you get a guy who’s middle name can top Saltalamacchia. (Deadspin)

8. Who knew Native Americans needed special shoes for their extra wide feet? (I Dislike Your Favorite Team)

7. The first round of the video fantasy draft. As a complete video game dork, I’m amused and at the same time and would to claim all of the Grand Theft Auto lead characters off waivers. (Nerds On Sports)

6. The 2nd annual “Would You Do..” Tournament wages on. In this particular match up it’s all Jackson all the time. And twice on Sunday’s, of course. (The Big Picture)

5. What’s wrong with a little fornication within the walls of a stall? A lot apparently, I respectfully disagree and so does a certain senator. Their goes that top-tier party school rep. (With Leather)

4. Another Mascot sideline battle. And this time the cops get involved. (Larry Brown Sports)

3. A few tips for you gambling junkies out there who could use all the advice you can get. I took the Teaser advice myself. (Ghosts Of Wayne Fontes)

2. Somehow, S2N got his hands on the transcript from a meeting between Coach Whisenhunt and Matt Leinart. (Signal To Noise)

1. Kevin Curtis scores one for whitey, and is enjoying the spotlight even in that jersey. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Scoreboard – September 28th – 2007

NCAA Football
(18) South Florida 21, (5) West Virginia 13
MLB National League
St. Louis 6, Pittsburgh 1
Philadelphia 6, Washington 0
Chicago 6, Cincinnati 0
Florida 7, New York 4
Atlanta 7, Houston 2
San Diego 6, Milwaukee 3
Arizona 4, Colorado 2
Los Angeles 8, San Francisco 3

American League
Baltimore 10, New York 9 F/10
Boston 5, Minnesota 2
Toronto 5, Tampa Bay 4
Cleveland 5, Kansas City 3
Chicago 5, Detroit 2
Seattle 6, Texas 4
Los Angeles 2, Oakland 0

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THROWING KNIVES: TOSS ME YOUR LINK

by BD, Sports Show On Mute

Could the Big Ten be any more wide open at this point? The way things are going Michigan and Ohio State will determine the winner on the field once again. Speaking of Michigan, have they earned there way back into the Top 25? Maybe not yet, but they’re close. Louisville will be the latest team to fall out of the Top 25 after an unforgivable loss. I’ll be replacing LSU with USC atop my 20+1 ballot this week as LSU’s offense isn’t quite ready for prime time. How great were the Kentucky-Arkansas and Georgie-Alabama games? Those are two examples of why the SEC is still the #1 conference in College Football hands down. Is Chuck Liddell’s career over? I’d say so. Jardine shouldn’t even be able to hold his jock. As promised it’s another cheerleader for Sunday. This time it’s Rebecca of the Denver Broncos.

10. The must-read NFL column before you can sit down and watch. Especially if you’re looking for a shoulder to cry on over your 0-2 start on the fantasy side. (Deadspin)

9. Visual stimulation from the NFL last week. Ya know, just in case you were tired of words for a change. Oh..wait. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

8. Imagine that, someone else thinks Greg Doyel’s a dick. (I Dislike Your Favorite Team)

7. LB gets RGX hottie Rachel Specter for an interview. I just can’t help but wonder if I’m close enough for her to smell me reading it. (Larry Brown Sports)

6. Nike may be sending the wrong message featuring proved juice Shawne Merriman in their ads. (Steroid Nation)

5. Devin Hester rocking some jorts while he’s filling up at a Chicago gas station. (Walk Off Balk)

4. People like this guy piss me off. You can read, that’s great, you can go now. (Blumpkins for All!)

3. The Ladies… get my favorite player and Tiger Curtis Granderson for an interview. (Ladies…)

2. McNabb really shouldn’t have played the race card. Now he’s getting the club. Free the seals!!! (Seal Clubbers)

1. And finally, the clip of the week by far. I’m sure you’ve seen it, but it’s worth far more than one view as Martin Prado’s bat lands in the most unlikely position possible. (FanHouse)

Scoreboard – September 22nd – 2007

NCAA Football
(1) USC 47, Washington State 14
(2) LSU 28, (12) South Carolina 16
(3) Florida 30, Mississippi 24
(5) West Virginia 48, East Carolina 7
(6) California 45, Arizona 27
(7) Texas 58, Rice 14
(8) Ohio State 58, Northwestern 7
(9) Wisconsin 17, Iowa 13
Michigan 14, (10) Penn State 9
(13) Oregon 55, Stanford 31
(14) Boston College 37, Army 17
(15) Clemson 42, NC State 20
(22) Georgia 26, (16) Alabama 23
(17) Virginia Tech 44, William & Mary 3
Syracuse 38, (18) Louisville 35
(19) Hawaii 66, Charleston Southern 10
(21) Kentucky 42, Arkansas 29
(23) South Florida 37, North Carolina 10
(24) Nebraska 41, Ball State 40
(25) Missouri 38, Illinois State 17

MLB National League
Chicago 9, Pittsburgh 5
Atlanta 4, Milwaukee 3 F/11
New York 7, Florida 2
Philadelphia 4, Washington 1 F/10
St. Louis 7, Houston 4
San Francisco 2, Cincinnati 0
Arizona 6, Los Angeles 2
Colorado 6, San Diego 2

American League
Chicago 8, Minnesota 3
New York 12, Toronto 11 F/10
Seattle 3, Los Angeles 2
Kansas City 7, Detroit 4
Oakland 9, Cleveland 3
Boston 8, Tampa Bay 6
Baltimore 11, Texas 9

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