NO BE-LITTLE-ING THESE FEATS

by Dr. C, Chicago Bull

Dustin Pedroia’s huge game last night wasn’t just a win for the Red Sox; it was another victory for a team that a lot of women don’t like. They’ve even write songs about this team proclaiming their disdain for them. That’s right, it’s the little guys. From Doug Flutie to George Costanza, these men of smaller stature have gone out and achieved anyways (the bums will always lose, do you hear me Lebowski?!). Here’s a look at some of the moments of greatness these pint-sized people have accomplished:

SPORTS:
2006 World Series: David Eckstein: The supposed 5′7″ shortstop went 8 of 22 in last years fall classic with four RBI. The pesky hitter actually only went 1 for 11 in their first two games, but went on a tear for the last three. He is also married to actress Ashley Drane which has nothing to do with the series, but important for small guys also because she’s pretty cute.

1984 Miracle in Miami: Doug Flutie: Flutie won the Heisman in 84′ after throwing for 3,454 yards and 27 TDs, but will always be remembered for the Hail Mary that found the hands of Gerard Phelan in the end zone for a 47-45 win over the U.

1986 Dunk Contest: Spud Webb: Remember the days when the dunk contest actually meant something to the best dunkers in the NBA? Those were the days. Nowadays you have to have a check ready to entice players to participate. Heading into the contest, Webb apparently didn’t even tell ‘Nique he was going to be in it, and claimed to have no practiced for it before hand. During the competition, Webb even had Jordan clapping at the 360 he pulled.

April 15th, 1947: Jackie Robinson: Out of all these moments, I don’t think there’s any arguing that Jackie stepping out on the field is by far the greatest. The 5′11″ Shortstop/Second Baseman went oh for three that day, and the amount how things he had to endure must have been intolerable. But Jackie did it, and that’s why the #42 is off limits in the MLB, and his name enshrined in Cooperstown. Oh, and the guy was pretty damn good, too.

These are just a few of the events, and I’m sure you could think of plenty more that I’ve not listed, but ultimate question is this: Who is the greatest player regardless of sport from the 6 feet and under category? Maybe I’ll get the Carnies involved also…

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